Urban Velo

Want to smell like a messenger?

Have you ever wanted to smell like a bike messenger? Anessa Shiseido thinks you do… Click here.

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  1. Archduke ChoculaSeptember 10, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Mmmm…feet, car exhaust and stale pot smoke. Yes please!

  2. meliSeptember 10, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    ciggies y coffee would be my personal one.

    thanks for this, posted on my blog also. I find it quite funny

  3. tim zSeptember 10, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    i wanna smell like money, weed, and sex. i’m gonna come up with the spray and sell that shit…

  4. Yokota FritzSeptember 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Anessa is sunscreen and makeup designed for “active” women, not perfume. It’s available in the US.

  5. el dukeAugust 22, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    I love this thread even if the basis was off…

    My perfume would be BO, teflon (kind of banana-ey), butyl (smokey) and IPA (hoppy fresh scent).

    Mr/Ms. Fritz, no one wants a perfume that smells like sunscreen! Geesh!

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