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Introducing the Wanksta

Wanksta

50 CentAfter learning of Kanye West’s purchase of a Cinelli Vigorelli, rival rap star 50 Cent went on a mission to outdo his nemesis. He didn’t just want a bike of his own, Fiddy wanted his own bike. His search brought him to California where he connected with Money S, another former hustler who now owns a bike company. Though Money S started out in a VW bus and Fiddy rolled out of Queens in a white Benz, both came up with a competitive ego and a common love of money.

WankstaThe Wanksta’s gold-plated frame, fork, hubs and rims are complimented by black decals designed by Fiddy himself. The nine bullet holes across the top tube are both a reminder of the attempt on his life (in May of 2000) and a warning to would be bike thieves. The custom Beretta 9mm (included) clicks into a proprietary quick-release bottle cage mount, which is quite possibly the first of its kind.

As of press time, there’s an unsubstantiated rumor circulating that Fat Joe, Jadakiss and Lil Wayne have entered into negotiations with Trek, Cannondale and Bianchi.

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11 Comments

  1. icon o'classtApril 1, 2008 at 8:14 am

    4/ONE.

  2. icon o'classtApril 1, 2008 at 8:16 am

    Oops, meant to say thanks for the 4/ONE/1 on that badass custom.

  3. johnprollyApril 1, 2008 at 8:52 am

    You link the Bikesnob article? Pfffft That guy is weak sauce. You shoulda went to the SOURCE!

    hahaha

    Good one guys. Made me laugh pretty hard…

  4. RonstaApril 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    April fools day?

  5. tim zApril 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    lol.

  6. Urban JeffApril 1, 2008 at 10:41 pmAuthor

    Sorry Jon… I changed the link.

  7. Chip HaynesApril 2, 2008 at 6:29 am

    Best. 4/1. Ever!

    Right up there with the BBC spaghetti harvest documentary.

    Made my day- Thank you!

  8. scottApril 2, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    that’s a hilarious joke…but i swear i’d buy that holster if someone made it.

  9. BrianApril 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Please tell me that I am not the only one that thinks a bicycle with a gun mount and bullet holes on it is a horrible message to send to our youth and young adults?!

  10. JasonApril 30, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Nope, you’re the only one. I think a bike with a firearm holster is a GREAT idea! Maybe it’ll make dealings with automobiles to go more politely if they can actually SEE what you’re packing…

  11. SeanMay 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    well brian if youth and young adults can get a gun than i’m guessing their parents aren’t really the best influence anyway. ps brian this is a humorous article and you should monitor your kids on the interwebz

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