Ride a Fucking Bike
Incase you didn’t know where we got the slogan for the sticker, it comes from a song called Helter Smelter by Fifteen.
Just drove my car to work every day,
I didn’t mean to hurt nobody
Like 100 million other people just like me,
I couldn’t tell there was any other way,
I just couldn’t realize but now I think I’ll throw it away
There’s 7 billion other people just like me
I was thinking about blowin’ up all the automobiles
It seemed like such a good idea
You said hey man wouldn’t that be hypocritical
No way man cuz mines’ the first to go
Do it,
Now,
Stick a rag in,
Light the fucker up
I was thinking about melting down all the cars in the whole world
Making brand new mountain bikes for all the boys and girls
You said hey man wouldn’t that be helter skelter
No way man all we need is a giant smelter
Send it to Peoples Park,
Berkeley CA, 94704
Ride a fucking bike
Ride a fucking bike
Ride a fucking bike
I just lit my car on fire today I didn’t mean to hurt nobody
Just like 100 million other people just like me,
I could tell there wasn’t any other way
I finally realized and now it’s going up in flames
Cuz there’s 7 billion other people just like me
Having fun, since I was six, We’re only bike terrorists
Five thirty,
second Friday,
Berkeley Bart
March 30th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Is a “fucking” bike different than a regular bike? I don’t think I have a fucking bike. So maybe just a “Ride a Bike” sticker would be better for me.
March 30th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I have a fucking bike. I probably have too many fucking bikes.
March 30th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I like this sticker, too.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:19 am
Jeff, I like that sticker also!
March 31st, 2008 at 11:10 am
Combine ‘em into one! Each sentence could share the FUCKING part, as it should be, ha. Just don’t do both at once.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I already know how to fuck. I don’t need a book.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:58 am
My Fucking Bike is a real fucking machine - http://www.motorfun.biz/