Five-time Tour de France winner Eddy Merckx once said, “You don’t win the Tour on bread and water alone.” And while there’s not much to be said about this year’s Tour that hasn’t been said already, some people like our friend Big Jonny from DrunkCyclist certainly have a way with words, hence his creation of: www.ibelievevino.com and www.ibelieverasmussen.com.
And for those of us who refuse to pay for (or refuse to watch) cable television…
I’m sick of this shit. Seriously, I wait for this race every year and every year some fuck goes and screws with it. Be a fucking man and see how strong you really are using your own fucking blood. Look at someone like Cadel Evans. After each mountain stage he can’t even get off his bike, let alone talk or walk cos he’s totally fucking exhausted, unlike these cheating bastards. That courage is what Le Tour is supposed to be about.
BAN THE CUNTS FOR LIFE
Oh calm down, you hyped-up nuts! Stop pointing your fingers like a bunch of five-year-olds.