“You’re not making christianity better, you’re making rock and roll worse!” – King of the Hill
I watched this video and that quote came to mind, but a little altered. “You’re not making running better, you’re making cycling worse!”
There just isn’t anything progressive or beneficial to either activity with this medieval-esque contraption. It’s just design masturbation that looks to be more un-crotch-able than enjoyable. Actually, I take that back…being relegated to ride one of these as punishment for sport doping might just have the desired effect we all hope for. Nevermind, put these things into full production!
Seriously though, besides very minor tweaks and adjustments, can’t we just leave the bike alone?