What? It’s Friday, I’m allowed to post crap like this. And really, is an outdoor elliptical machine that much different than hipster frankenbikes? Hell, it’s slightly more tolerable than recumbents…or maybe not. No offense. Whatever, feast your eyes on this amazing creation that gives you a workout that is 33% (exactly!) more efficient than riding a bike. Starting at $1800, you’re sure to be the brokest laughing stock of all your other fitness buddies who just suck it up and run or ride like normal human beings. The real question is, how many pieces of laundry can you dry on this thing since you ran out of room on your treadmill, weight set, Norditrack, etc.? ElliptiNO!