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Good. Let that be a lesson to all of ya. Slow the fuck down.
someone needed to vent and assert their own badassedness upon the world, apparently. Which makes them no worse than the offender in the story.
I call BS on the whole thing, like most of this junk on Craigslist.
…especially the part about “I’m too old for that… I’m nearing 30.” Oh man, that’s sooo old!
Why do New Yorkers hate midwesterners so much? I’ve lived in both places, and found the midwest far more tolerable. the people are nicer and harder working. New yorkers tend towards trying to prevent others from bothering them rather than worrying about their own actions.
I agree Brian, I’m not sure why everyone on Prolly thinks this is so awesome. Violence is cool? I hope this is BS.
i call shenanigans on this one, too. $700 bumper replacement damage from a bike colliding with you at non-lethal speeds? c’mon, what is this guy driving, a yugo?
bumper–$700
goofy story–priceless
lol. shit’s funny, even though it’s probably BS.
That was a good laugh.
It’s most likely not true and most likely was written by someone who thinks they’re funny. I like it. The Venom reference wins!
i’m not cool enough to think this is awesome
Sounds very exaggerated.
With paint I can see a bumper replacement being $700 for some cars.